“二战(🍅)”时期(qī ),盟军要(🐽)实施(shī )安(ān )奇(🏽)奥登(dēng )陆计划,迫(pò )于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的超(🎹)级武(wǔ )器(🐉)的(de )忌惮,要派(pài )两个精锐(ruì )特工去(qù )摧毁这门大炮,结(♑)果两个(🚤)傻逼(bī )被派了(le )去,最后经过一连串搞(🙍)笑事件,阴差阳错(🚥)的最(zuì )后完成(chéng )了任务。 (✖)片段一(🚸):德(🚑)国人在北(běi )非布置(zhì )了(🔊)一个(⏺)陷(xiàn )阱,准备了(le )一幅(fú )假的(de )防御工事地图让(💱)这二个(gè )士(shì )兵带回(🥔)去。他们却阴差阳错的拿(ná )走了真的地图(🙉),最终(zhōng )赢(⏰)得(dé )了战役。 片(🔔)段二(🤲):他们化装成(chéng )管道工潜入德(🐀)军在意(🧣)大(dà )利(lì )的(de )司令部,给(gěi )他们(💝)卫(💹)生间的管道(👊)修(xiū )得(💍)乱七八(🦇)糟,把将军(jun1 )(🐛)淋了(⛏)个落汤鸡(jī )。将军去换衣(💹)服(fú ),拉开抽屉(🏒)发(fā )现(💿)一套新的军(jun1 )服,于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )准(zhǔn )备换上(👵)新军服的(🐞)时候闭着(zhe )(🏴)眼把脸盆里的脏水倒(dǎo )进(jìn )抽屉里了(柜(📞)子旁边有(yǒu )(🎐)一个(gè )废(fèi )水桶)。那个将军(🔪)是最主(🛃)要的一(yī )个配角,很(✖)有意(yì )思。到(dào )影片结(jié )束前1分(🈺)钟,都没有一(🐈)句台词。最后说了(🐌)一(🐱)句“谢谢(xiè )”。 片段(🈸)三:德军(jun1 )有一门超级大(♊)炮俯视着联(🗒)军(🏆)将要登陆的海(hǎi )(🏖)滩。这二个士(👔)兵居然(🈺)化装(zhuāng )成(chéng )(🦐)希特勒(lè )和(♈)随从(🍗),去视察大炮,把大炮炸(zhà )掉了(le )。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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